So I’m sitting here waiting for my next client and thinking of the different types of clients there are.

So there are basically three types of men that come in. Now obviously you will get the occasional client that doesn’t fit into any of these categories but I find that to be very rare.

1. The first type is the guy that just wants sex. No small talk, no names and he will shower and leave before the time is up. I don’t particularly like these clients. I like to create a fantasy. I enjoy finding out who they are and what they want but with these guys I just feel like a sex doll! Look, fair enough, I have no beef with these guys, they just want to fuck and go and some workers prefer this but not me. With these clients you don’t even have to moan, you…